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The end is nigh.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 by  
Filed under Daily Blog

September
17
2005

I had the worst nightmare last night! I dreamed that I ate my cheat meal and was enjoying some wine, when suddenly I found myself watching some bizarre Alice In Wonderland-esque music video from the 80s. Even though I was totally alone, the video was so excruciatingly bad that I felt embarrassed to be watching it. You know what I mean? I’m talking about the morbid, creepy, overwhelming shame one feels while watching something SO bad – so indescribably cheesy – that it defies description? Kind of like that feeling you get when you watch an episode of “Saved By The Bell” when no one else is home. Ahem. Anyway, this morning I woke with a start, bathed in a cold sweat. I was terrified that the end was nigh. I started laughing manically once I realized it was only a bad dream. Or was it…

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